1 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:14,390 My mother always picked on me! 2 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,433 She used to bother me in the morning. 3 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:17,642 Come on, sleeping beauty, 4 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,811 before I crash on your sleeping butt! 5 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:20,980 She bothered me in the afternoon. 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,148 You can change that outfit! 7 00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:25,442 I have rugs less ragged than you. 8 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,360 She bothered me at night. 9 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,778 Get your elbows off the table! 10 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,072 Do you know about the gambiarra of duct tape! 11 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,285 And, of course, she upset me when I talked to girls. 12 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,828 So Greg and I are going for amateur night 13 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,205 at Apolo this weekend, if you want... 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,916 Chris! Come here now! 15 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,918 You didn't leave the trap for the mouse 16 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,588 and now the mouse He's holding a machete! 17 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,215 Wait! Let it go. 18 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:51,009 Your eyes are almost as beautiful as mine. 19 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:55,263 And worst of all, she annoyed me when I tried to win tickets 20 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,098 to Wrestlemania IV! 21 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,392 - Do you love wrestling? - Yes! 22 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,853 Is fighting with your pillow right now? 23 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:02,937 Yes! 24 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,189 You're in luck, 25 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:07,901 because Wrestlemania IV is heading to the New York area! 26 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,444 I don't believe it! Do they come here? 27 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,947 Boy, you're fighting alone again and ruining my good cushion? 28 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,574 - No, I... - I already told you. 29 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,867 You're a black boy, 30 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,161 can't afford the luxury to fight fake. 31 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,955 I don't want to see or hear a "cheep" about wrestling. 32 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,792 I promise, nothing about wrestling. 33 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,710 Hi, I'm calling about wrestling. 34 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,086 You are the third to call, 35 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,923 you will be the winner if you tell me Jesse Ventura's nickname! 36 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,966 This is easy! Jesse "The Body" Ventura! 37 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,718 Congratulations! 38 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:37,514 You just won two tickets for Wrestlemania IV! 39 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:40,935 See you in Atlantic City on Saturday night! 40 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,603 In Atlantic City? How the hell am I going to get there? 41 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,438 Boy, if you don't set the table soon, 42 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,732 I slap you that takes you to another state! 43 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:48,901 There's a way. 44 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,948 My father's favorite team, the Dodgers, 45 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:58,284 I just needed to win one more game to go to the World Series, 46 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,328 so he wasn't just superstitious, 47 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,414 he was super-mega-stitious! 48 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,707 You have to wash that shirt, daddy. 49 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,752 I used this when the Dodgers won the World Series in '81, 50 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,213 I can't wash all that big luck, love! 51 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:13,092 The Dodgers only need one more. 52 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,343 Here comes the pitch. 53 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,427 Strike three! 54 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,429 That's it! 55 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,264 - It rocked! - It rocked! 56 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,557 We'll be right back 57 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,684 with the qualifiers of the national league. 58 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:25,270 Beauty, love. Want to practice lines for your play? 59 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,605 You don't "talk". "He speaks". 60 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:32,360 Hey! Your one line will be better than all the lines in that play! 61 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,444 I don't know. 62 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,530 I don't think I ever got it speak properly. 63 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,200 Let me hear you, "yellow brick number five". 64 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:43,497 My ass will have footprints silver for weeks! 65 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,750 Wait. Where did Tonya go? Because that's not my daughter. 66 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,545 This is a real brick! 67 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,046 Daddy! 68 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,967 Now, where are my signed gloves? by Ron Cey? 69 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,388 What do you need gloves for? You're not a hitter. 70 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,514 - Stop ribs! - Stop ribs! 71 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,642 Rochelle, do you know that if I don't eat a rib with every entree, 72 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:05,935 the Dodgers lose! 73 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,770 I know that if I eat so much meat with sauce, 74 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,230 will attack your gout. 75 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,442 But I need it. For the Dodgers. 76 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,943 Well, I better go soon. 77 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,571 I'm going to visit Aunt Mimi in Atlantic City. 78 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:19,158 She injured her quadriceps hitting cousin Titi. 79 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,285 Are you going out? 80 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,995 I'm very worried with Aunt Mimi. 81 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,539 my heart I would be immersed in peace 82 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,166 if I went with you to visit her. 83 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,585 Damn it! 84 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,712 Is worried about an aunt that you've never even met? 85 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,881 I don't think so. 86 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,258 Won't you at least take me to the car, Mr. Dodgers? 87 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,220 Of course, love, I'll take you right now. 88 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,473 I have 126 grains of sand of free time. 89 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,850 Okay, bye, Tonya. Mom loves... 90 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,603 There went my ride to Atlantic City. 91 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,897 And my only chance to see a fake fight 92 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,858 until they launch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 93 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,069 Don't leave my house become a pigsty. 94 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,070 And don't forget: 95 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,573 Tonya's last performance The play is on Sunday. 96 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,617 Tonya is incredible, but be prepared. 97 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,161 It's three and a half hours without any interval. 98 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,581 Okay, fine, Sunday, I love you, bye, bye! 99 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,131 Can you suffer more low? 100 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:19,926 I'm trying to catch a pigeon for my magic act. 101 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:20,885 Magic act? 102 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:25,765 "Illusions of Goliath Nickelpasture for beginner magicians". 103 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,559 How are you what girls want? 104 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,270 There's a trick to make me appear in Atlantic City? 105 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,400 Why don't you hitchhike? People always offer me rides. 106 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:38,570 NEW YORK CITY LIMIT 107 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,576 Hitchhiking didn't work. 108 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,413 No, no, no! That pigeon was so plump! 109 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,457 You can't go watch to the game with dad or whatever? 110 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,335 I wanted to, but he never leaves me stay after the 3rd inning, 111 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,462 because I pulled over wrong in a doll. 112 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,631 I can't stay after the national anthem. 113 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,342 There was a time he pushed me until I leave the house. 114 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,928 Wait, he kicked you out? Thanks, Drew! 115 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:04,930 Silence! 116 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,978 Daddy! Chris pulled over on a doll. 117 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,563 Chris, don't touch anything! 118 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:17,233 I'm sorry, Dad, but, my goodness, this is so cool! 119 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,318 Does Aunt Mimi like these dolls? 120 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,946 I'll do this to your head if you don't sit down and be still. 121 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:24,073 And it was a great hit to the right! 122 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,993 And the ball is going. Going. 123 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,870 - It rocked! - It rocked! 124 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,831 "It devastated me" That's what Aunt Mimi will say 125 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,666 when mom shows up there without me. 126 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,209 Going. 127 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,711 Wasn't it? 128 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:39,881 Wow. What bad luck for the Dodgers! 129 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:42,467 Daddy! Chris is having bad luck! 130 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:46,179 Chris, you're going to ruin my game! I told you to be quiet! 131 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,305 So I should leave. 132 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,765 What did I say? Shut up! 133 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,225 It was time to play with everything! 134 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,102 And with this double play at the end of the entry, 135 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,104 things seem to be going well to the Mets. 136 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:58,107 That's it! Rock it, Mets! 137 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,068 No way! 138 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,450 Take twenty dollars. 139 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,368 This is Aunt Mimi's address. 140 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,453 When you get there, 141 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,872 tell your mother straight why I sent you. 142 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,082 Okay, dad, I'll tell you. 143 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,875 I don't tell, no! I was 17 years old 144 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,629 and was going to Atlantic City without anyone. 145 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,183 Welcome to Atlantic City, brother! 146 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,269 Wrestlemania, here I come! 147 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,484 Mother? 148 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,738 Chris! 149 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,035 Chris! What are you doing here? 150 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,746 Daddy sent me because I rooted for the Mets. 151 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,749 What are you doing here? Why is your hair different? 152 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,336 Why are you wearing sandals? Where's Aunt Mimi? 153 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,921 There's no Aunt Mimi. 154 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,465 Yes there is, but we are not related by blood. 155 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,884 Just candy. 156 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,094 Did you lie? 157 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,013 Look. I love your father more than anything, 158 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:14,350 But I can't stand staying at home with him watching the qualifiers, 159 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,476 It's too intense! 160 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,353 So when he gets really crazy, 161 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,897 I tell him I'm going to visit a sick relative 162 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,191 so I can take some time off, with that wig, 163 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,943 and regain my sanity. 164 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,487 At that time, white people went to couples therapy 165 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,157 and black people they had Atlantic City. 166 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:31,659 But, if you are here, I won't have time off. 167 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:35,163 - Then you have to go home. - I can't, Dad will kill me. 168 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,123 And bury you with the earth that he kept 169 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,834 from Ebbets Field, yeah, I know. 170 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,378 It's okay, you can stay, 171 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,673 but you have to do What am I planning, okay? 172 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:46,841 Let's go. 173 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:48,843 There! Your mom is hot! 174 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,803 Bring her with you to Wrestlemania 175 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,890 for me to make another brother for you, brother! 176 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,515 Yeah, forget it. 177 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,059 She won't let me go, and I don't want her there. 178 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,020 So you'll have to give one lost in it, 179 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,855 because I'm going to do something new. 180 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:03,482 Instead of hitting people with folding chairs, 181 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,652 I will hit with office chairs! 182 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:10,657 Chris! Stop staring at that billboard! It's time to get your nails done! 183 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,660 Give it a miss! 184 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:20,500 My ass will stay with silver footprints for weeks! 185 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:25,797 My ass will stay with silver footprints for weeks! 186 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:30,801 Now! My ass will stay with silver footprints for weeks! 187 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,305 You don't want to rehearse too much, the last one was perfect. 188 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,139 We're almost winning! 189 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,433 Howard Johnson goes to base. 190 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,811 Quick! Pass the voodoo doll by Howard Johnson! 191 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:42,648 No, no, not that! That other one! 192 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,902 He's out! The game ends here! 193 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:51,113 The Dodgers are going to the World Series! 194 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,324 We did it, love! 195 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,533 - It rocked! - It rocked! 196 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:59,622 We'll see you on Sunday night for the first day of the World Series! 197 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,249 Wait, Sunday night? 198 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,169 That's when I'll have my final performance in the musical! 199 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,713 What a shame you're going to lose the game, daddy. 200 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,968 The Dodgers could have advanced for the World Series, 201 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,429 but every time I tried to run away of my mother, I lost badly. 202 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,723 Mom, we don't have money for that. 203 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,101 I'll go get it a hot dog on the boardwalk. 204 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,894 - Until later. - No, stay! 205 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,938 I have a free night and food coupons 206 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:26,649 for having participated of a sales presentation. 207 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,235 So sit there and eat your free crab cakes! 208 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,319 Strike three! 209 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,530 Boy, I educated you better than that! 210 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:35,033 Sorry, I know. No elbow on the table. 211 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,412 No, I'm saying you can't eat mashed potatoes without sauce. 212 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,497 Do you want a river or a pool? 213 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,165 What? 214 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,041 Come on, Chris. 215 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,168 It's our special trip to Atlantic City, 216 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,587 we need to have fun. 217 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,548 River? Or swimming pool? 218 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:50,756 Both? 219 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:54,219 Apparently, Could my mom be fun? 220 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,137 Newspaper delivery truck 221 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,931 The first pitch of the World Series is today, 222 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,018 at ten past seven, and it may be a last minute decision. 223 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,227 Let's see if Julius 224 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,523 choose to watch your team or your daughter. 225 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:12,154 You can't escape this, Julius! You have to make a decision! 226 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,949 ¡Ay, dios mío! What would Jackie do? 227 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,161 That's right! You were a wildcard player. 228 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,455 Do you think I can be a wild card player too? 229 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,166 And cover both positions? 230 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,084 Thanks, Jackie! 231 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,546 Okay, calm down, man. I already understood. 232 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,800 You can't hide doves here. 233 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,053 They tickle. 234 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,764 Hello? 235 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:43,059 Drew? It's Greg. Is Chris there? We had to go to Apolo today. 236 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,978 I'm so happy to finally being able to bully! 237 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,939 My dad made Chris leave town because he supported the Mets. 238 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,107 I'm alone at home. 239 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,525 An empty apartment? 240 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,445 A girl could be into you in every room of the house! 241 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,988 But they are always in mine. 242 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,406 - Drew! - Drew, I'm here! 243 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,949 Oh my God, I'm going to faint! 244 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,035 I know you're excited for seeing Drew, 245 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,953 but we need to line up here. 246 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,207 The fire brigade is filling the bag. 247 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,126 Face. Sometimes I think your beauty is wasted on you. 248 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,296 No, I use my beauty all the time. 249 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,674 Then you're a nerd. Is "dove" and "pigeon" the same thing? 250 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,886 Yes, they are both birds. 251 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,763 Wow, Greg! It cost! 252 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,516 I'll call her Whitney Pru-ston! 253 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,267 Speaking of "calling"... 254 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,685 Come in, girls. 255 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,021 The water is warm. 256 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,739 Lord Julius! 257 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,450 The right man for my new super exclusive inventory. 258 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,662 I have summaries of the play for you to pretend you paid attention, 259 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,455 glasses with painted open eyes, 260 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:50,835 and for 25 dollars, I'll even go there and shout, "That's my little girl!" 261 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,712 I already got Tonya a bouquet fresh dandelions, 262 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,922 which was free. 263 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,175 But you have a transistor radio very small? 264 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:01,512 I'm going to guess: for the Dodgers game? I have something even better. 265 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,015 Just look. A pocket analog TV. 266 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,519 Our! The future has arrived! 267 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,730 Have fun. 268 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,650 I go. And a lot. 269 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,695 L.K.J! 270 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,448 "J" for "Jackie". Good sign! 271 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,408 How horrible! 272 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,742 Chair 42. 273 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,786 Perfect! 274 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,794 This is where the magic begins. 275 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,686 I was having so much fun with my mother 276 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,353 in the Atlantic City version 277 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,939 that I almost forgot from Wrestlemania! 278 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,649 Chris! Only five hours left 279 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,985 for Andrew have five broken vertebrae! 280 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,863 Let go of your mother! 281 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,157 Hey! The smell here is worse What a big ass André! 282 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,619 Dessert is courtesy of Aunt Mimi. 283 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,871 I didn't know what to do. 284 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,123 Now the only thing that was bothering me 285 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,375 it was my conscience. 286 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,507 So, do you come here often? 287 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,674 Outside, yes. 288 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,093 But I never managed to get in. 289 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,054 So, can you keep your voice down? 290 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:29,100 Goliath Nickelpasture says: "Focus on each flap of the abracadabra." 291 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:33,521 Drewzinho! Stop doing magic and bring me a drink. 292 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,772 Okay, that's enough! 293 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,690 I have 20 tissues up my sleeve 294 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,485 that I couldn't take away because you guys don't stop talking! 295 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,404 - Go away. - What? No! 296 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,822 Marisol called me "Gus"! 297 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,244 It was as close as a girl I've had enough of saying my name right! 298 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,788 Goliath says the best way to improve your art 299 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,541 is performing for an audience. 300 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,086 - You can be the audience. - Thanks. 301 00:13:56,545 --> 00:14:01,131 Marisol, Mia, I have three tickets for the best show in town. 302 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,260 The great Drewdini. 303 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,400 Wait, how did you do that? That was amazing! 304 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,777 Drew! Let me be your assistant! 305 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,862 No, I want to be your assistant! 306 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,990 Transform me on a baby bunny, Drew! 307 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,449 Cut me in half, Drew! 308 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,659 Okay, now that's enough! 309 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,953 I'm going to be Drew's assistant! 310 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,455 I'm very flexible, I was born with an extra kneecap! 311 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,457 You're hired. 312 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,463 Aunt Mimi is turning my favorite relative! 313 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,799 I want to win these earrings. 314 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,302 Are you going to give up what was lost or not, brother? 315 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:50,098 Do you like "Hulkmania" or "mommymania"? 316 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,144 - That! - We have a winner! 317 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:58,106 And I have a new pair of earrings! Move over here. 318 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,235 Actually, you know what? I want the wrestling shirt. 319 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,487 What? I thought you hated wrestling. 320 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,573 I hate it. I hate many things, 321 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,200 but I don't see any harm that you have this t-shirt, 322 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,163 as long as you never enter in the fighting ring. 323 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,915 What if it was in the first row? 324 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,375 What is that? 325 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,169 I won tickets for Wrestlemania IV today. 326 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,505 I really want to go, But I didn't know how to tell you. 327 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,050 You thought I was going to let you watch to wrestling alone? 328 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,426 Yeah, I know. 329 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,261 What time do we have to be there? 330 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,346 Close your mouth! 331 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,515 If it's so important to you, I make this sacrifice. 332 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,976 In fact, I want to see this piece of bad road. 333 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,897 He looks with the Julius Staten Island version. 334 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,026 I'll get you, Dorothy! 335 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,529 That! Now he's out! 336 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,786 And it goes straight to Broadway. 337 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,536 How rude. 338 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,415 My girl is trying enjoy the show. 339 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,833 Excuse me, sir. 340 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,253 Is clearly watching baseball and it's distracting everyone. 341 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,465 You need to turn off the game or get out. 342 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,969 The game, I choose the game. 343 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,305 It could be a... 344 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,975 Yes, yes! It's a home run for the Dodgers! 345 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,977 It rocked. 346 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,022 Sorry, Dodgers, 347 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,983 but my little girl is more important! 348 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,446 Look. What a cool that you wanted to come here with me. 349 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,448 I didn't know you were so cool. 350 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,409 So now you think I'm cool, isn't it? 351 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,495 Yeah, I'm surprised too. 352 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,207 Mainly because at home you are very annoying. 353 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,251 What did you call me? 354 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,753 I just... 355 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,672 - I meant that... - You want to know? No fighting. 356 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,799 The break is over. We're going home. 357 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,052 CHRIS VS THE CHATA 358 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,265 That day I learned that, for mothers 359 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,518 being boring is the worst offense. 360 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,521 For my next trick, 361 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,316 I need my amazing assistant, please... 362 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,317 You suck, Gus! 363 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,905 Please put your hand in the hat and tell me what you're feeling. 364 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699 Nothing? 365 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,786 Alakazam! Now look at your pants. 366 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,328 Damn! 367 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,330 I achieved! 368 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,625 Drew, people have to see your magic act! 369 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,961 You could go for amateur night! 370 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,630 Would you two like to... 371 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,257 No! Whitney's turban! 372 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,593 No! The girls! 373 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,263 They will regret going although when we become famous. 374 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,269 My ass will stay with silver footprints for weeks! 375 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,731 This is my brick! 376 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,066 Rocked! 377 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,406 This was the most convincing brick I have ever seen! 378 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:58,285 I will never step on a brick again anyway, you were amazing! 379 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,369 Thanks. 380 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,079 But did you already know? The Dodgers won! 381 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,456 And even? 382 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,125 It must be because I tied my shoelaces like bunnies, 383 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,169 just like the last time they won! 384 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,379 You did what? 385 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,676 My goodness! 386 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,514 I even whispered "killed it" while I was waiting to enter, 387 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,932 just to try to help. 388 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:24,269 It was then that my father realized that all his superstitions 389 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,689 had nothing to do with with the Dodgers winning. 390 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:31,069 Tony was the only good luck charm that he would need. 391 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,448 What a pigsty. 392 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,619 How many times do I have to ask for you to do things? 393 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,247 That weekend I realized that if she got upset, 394 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,999 it was because we were careless. 395 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,126 Time to wake up, sweetheart. 396 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,961 Come on, sleeping beauty, 397 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,421 before I crash on your sleeping butt! 398 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:55,051 If she screamed, It was because we got dirty. 399 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,761 You can change that outfit! 400 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,055 I have rugs less ragged than you. 401 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,684 If she freaked out, It was because we messed around. 402 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,686 You didn't leave the trap for the mouse 403 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,689 and now the mouse He's holding a machete! 404 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,111 Just want to protect the mice from your mouse family, mother mouse. 405 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,655 Wait! Let it go. 406 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,951 Mom, I know that daddy has two jobs, 407 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,035 but I never realized 408 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,329 that you have like a hundred jobs unpaid 409 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,957 and without recognition that keep our family afloat. 410 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,419 I'm sorry for offending you. 411 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,129 With that offensive word. 412 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,173 Thanks, Chris, that means a lot. 413 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,216 I love you, mom. 414 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,552 And I appreciate everything what do you do for me! 415 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,597 I love you too, son. 416 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,183 Guys, come on! I was just a teenager, 417 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,312 I didn't learn this lesson until I have children of my own. 418 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,231 This is what really happened. 419 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,486 - What a pigsty. - I'm going to my room. 420 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,324 - Until I turn 21! - If I let you live until then. 421 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:10,627 My God! 422 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,091 I told you to leave the mouse trap. 423 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,139 Ladies and gentlemen! 424 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,226 How about a nice Apollo welcome? for the great Drewdini! 425 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,855 Look at these clowns! 426 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,816 This is Apollo, It's not a children's buffet! 427 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,320 For my first trick... 428 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,155 You suck! 429 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:45,078 Say something first Let them tear us off the stage! 430 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,375 For my first trick, I'm going to... 431 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,003 make this white boy disappear! 432 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,340 - That! - Now yes! 433 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,760 - Hey! But what... - Sorry, Greg. 434 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,012 Alakazam!